Year of birth?
Star date 375984 just before the Dominion War
Star sign? Gemini
Eye colour? Brown
Favourite drink? Rubicon
Favourite foods? Roti
Favourite holiday dest? None
Date for a day? None
Fav films? The
Matrix trilogy, Terminator, Undercover Brother, Mr & Mrs. Smith
Fav song? Too
many to mention.
1st record? What's
a record?.... im playing my mum bought me Michael Jackson Bad
Last cd/download? Jasmine
Question you would have asked?
Why didn't Dwayne get the number 10 shirt?
Pink or Brown? Pink
Out of the rest of he current squad if you had to, who would you punch &
why? im a lover not
Most famous person met? Joe
Cole - Went to school with him, he was in my form, played football for
school and county together. Also midweek league.
Bunky's Highlight? Scoring
a goal or two pass Disco.... having midweek training on a Tuesday
night.......Every Saturday is a highlight
Bunky's Low point? Seeing
Bunky players argue over a derby match...its passion i know but still.
How does the snow plough driver get to work
He doesn't...we're all gonna die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T1ts or Bums? Bums,
Outside Bunky Chollox FC, what other sporting awards / Achievements have you
had? Not gona bore
Abi T1tmus or Jennifer Ellison?
Most unusual place you've ever had a blow job?
Best personal sporting moment?
Winning the U15's midweek league at market road and picking up the player
of the season award... did i mention i was a centre back!!!
Dannii or Kylie? Danni
Football Team supported?
Where would you like to live?
What's the most frequent occurring mishap that happens to you?
i slip whilst playing at Shenley even when i have grip.
Do Jus & Rolfie really love each other?
Best Bunky's keeper past/present? Disco
Best Bunky's defender past/present? Martyn in
a match - Justin During Training
Best Bunky's midfielder past/present? Chris
Mac in a match - Danny during Training - Daz all time great
Best Bunky's striker past/present? James
Bell/Tom in a match - Sean Training and Mark Rogers Past
Most reliable Bunky?
Attendance - Me Match day - Martyn
Bunky most likely to let you down?
Favourite team at Shenley other than Bunky's?
Hounds - cause i like that young kid that literally runs circles past me but
i enjoy the challenge.
Bunky player who thinks he's better than he is? Me
Bunky player who is better than he thinks? Chris
Downie by far.
If you could change one thing Bunky's related what would it be? I'd
introduce Mid- week Training at Shenley
Lager, bitter or c0ckail? none
, i don't drink
Farting women, good or bad? bad
Is it about the football or beer? Football
You planning on quitting next year ? Still
waiting on the chairman to call me into his office....i have had
Shenley’s Craig and ref Ray, not right or just misunderstood? Misunderstood, psychology
of football suggests we are own worst enemy when it comes to Ray.
Best Bunky’s bar snack ?(aside from the scratchins which are obvious)?
Best impact making sub? Danny
Most stylish Bunky? On
the field Brett, off the field Chris Downie, he has a good taste in car and
Best Saturday training bunky? Swinners
Who do you think is the youngest and the oldest Bunky? Youngest
James Bell , oldest Bigsy
What's been your favourite Bunky's strip colour? red
How many seasons have you been a squad member? couldn't
Can a girl's breasts be too big? Yes
Congo, Brazil or Hollywood? Hollywood
What’s your favourite page on Bunky’s website?
we have a website??????
Is Richy Moss really a ‘small little freak’? ?
Rugby or football? Football
Marmite, love or hate? hate
Will you miss Russ if he finally emigrates?
Except head and facial, ever shaved any body hair off?
yep, under my arms
The ‘A-Team’ or ‘Airwolf’? Airwolf
‘Half Empty’ or ‘Half Full’? Half
Favourite Website other than our own? BBC
Do you watch Eurovision song contest? no
Favourite car if money was no object? BMW
Ever kiss a man? No
Worst injury? Broke
leg whilst playing a league match many moons ago....reason i stopped playing
and went to uni....*Violins begin to play*...all in the past now.
Best Bunky’s goal? Haven't
Favourite celeb? same
Do you listen to Radio 4? no
Excluding your own partner, favourite Bunky’s
MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon? AFC
Who won’t Russ invite to his leaving do?